Det helt osannolika har hänt att chefen för FNs klimatkommitté IPCC har givit ut en roman! Samtidigt som IPCC avslöjas med det felaktiga påståendet om världens glaciärer försvinner inom några decennier, så ger ut Dr. Rajenda Pachauri ut en bok om en klimatforskare kvinnoaffärer.
Telegraph återger några avsnitt klimatforskarens reseäventyr.
By page 16, Sanjay is ready for his first liaison with May in a hotel room in Nainital. “She then led him into the bedroom,” writes Dr Pachauri.
“She removed her gown, slipped off her nightie and slid under the quilt on his bed… Sanjay put his arms around her and kissed her, first with quick caresses and then the kisses becoming longer and more passionate.
“May slipped his clothes off one by one, removing her lips from his for no more than a second or two.
“Afterwards she held him close. ‘Sandy, I’ve learned something for the first time today. You are absolutely superb after meditation. Why don’t we make love every time immediately after you have meditated?’.”
More follows, including Sanjay and friends queuing to have sexual encounters with Sajni, an impoverished but willing local: “Sanjay saw a shapely dark-skinned girl lying on Vinay’s bed. He was overcome by a lust that he had never known before … He removed his clothes and began to feel Sajni’s body, caressing her voluptuous breasts.”
Sadly for Sanjay, writes Dr Pachauri, “the excitement got the better of him, before he could even get started”.
Boken som heter Return to Almora utgavs häromdagen på ett indiskt förlag.